Born at a young age, the Ordinary Baby was an ugly baby, so much so that the midwife slapped his mother.
As he got older, the Ordinary Child had few friends so his mother tied a chop around his neck so at least the dog would play with him.
As he progressed, through adolescence into adulthood his life was..... well..... ordinary really.
He has now reached that awkward age where the Ordinary Guy is too old to be a toy boy and too young to be a dirty old man so has turned to blogging instead.
